14-15 January 2011—Berlin
Who Knew was playing in
Berlin at the Comet Club. It was
there last show during their (quite short) German tour and I really wanted to
see them. I slept in far later
than I intended, and was slow to get going. I managed to grab a train around 17:15. It arrived in Berlin at about 21:25 and
the show started at 21:00 (or so the internet had told me). That was perfectly fine, I generally go
to concerts about an hour late.
I really should learn to
plan better or at least give myself more leeway for the mistakes I inevitably
make and the obstacles I encounter.
The train arrived in Berlin at around 22:00. We had been delayed by a medical emergency. Stepping into the hauptbahnhof in Berlin,
I was immediately overwhelmed. It
was far larger that I had expected.
All I had was the name of a station, and I saw no maps to aid me in
deciphering which train I should board.
As I wandered in circles I saw a sign with Warschauer Straße. I remembered seeing this near my
destination on google maps. I
boarded the train and hoped for the best.
When I arrived at Warschauer
Straße my instincts told me to go right.
My instinct were wrong. I
walked for nearly a mile before I concluded that I was going the wrong
direction. I was suppose to cross
a river and I hadn’t. I turned
around and trekked back the way I had come. I passed the station again, shortly thereafter was the
river, and then the Comet Club, my final destination. By the time I arrived, I was two hours late. Which could have been fine, but I had
also been mistaken about the start time.
Posted outside, it said 20:00.
I was three hours late.
Scheiße. I missed the
show. The sign also had an event
posted for 23:00, so I went in anyways.
I grabbed a beer (a
Berliner, as I was in Berlin) and took a seat. 23:00 is early for Berliners, and the club was sparsely
populated. The music selection was
fantastic, leaving me quite content to relax in a corner with my beer and
listen. As I observed the room around me, I found myself wondering if I had
entered a gay club. Each
collection of people was either exclusively male or exclusively female and no
interaction. It looked like a
middle school dance. However, as
more people arrived, and more alcohol was consumed, this changed.
On my third beer, a
Colombian approached me. The
ensuing conversation would be comical for an outside observer. We bounced between his poor English and
my forgotten Spanish, while surrounded by German. He bought me a shot of Yeager and I had a few more
beers. The dance floor had filled
and I was finally ready to join the party.
I like how Germans
dance—a free-spirited flailing of all limbs that may or may not coincide with a
beat. They dance like I do.
It was not long before I
began harassing strangers. On my
first attempt, I was unsuccessful.
I tried to tell one guy that I liked his shirt (it simply said “love music,
hate facism). He didn’t speak
English. And, while I could probably
say something as simple as “Ich mag deine t-shirt”, I failed to recover any
German competency that I might have.
Later, I saw someone sitting on the edge of the stage. He looked bored, sad, less than
happy. I approached him, and
honestly, I don’t remember exactly what I said. It included the word “smile” a lot. I then dragged him onto his feet to
dance. We became friends. We’ll call him Hans (for anonymity,
entertainment, and to mask the fact that I don’t actually remember his name, I
likely forgot it immediately upon hearing it… well, mostly the latter).
Now 4 or 5 in the
morning, Hans and I left the club with his friend. I didn’t trust him (the friend, that is). Eventually, I became fed up with him
and simply walked away. Shortly after, Hans
caught up with me, rid of his friend.
We went and grabbed some food.
I’m not really sure what it was I ate; he ordered for me. There were noodles and I think there
may have been some meat (I’m really on a role here with the whole vegetarian
thing, aren’t I?).
I had intended to spend
the night in the train station, not wanting to pay for a room, and simply grab
an early train back to Offenbach.
Hans refused to allow me to do such a thing. And, although the sky was turning light with the dawn, he set
me up on a futon in his apartment.
When I woke up in the morning (mid-day), he prepared breakfast and sent
me on my way. I probably should
have paid more attention when he gave me directions. As soon as I walked out onto the street I realized I had no
idea where I was, or where I was going.
I started walking.
Eventually I found my way.
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