21 January 2011—Kaiserslautern
I arrived in
Kaiserslautern in the evening.
Fabian greeting me at the station and we walked back to his apartment
where I promptly crashed on the couch, exhausted from the night before. I was woken about an hour later by
Robert as he collapsed onto me for a giant hug. He had arrived with his roommate, Nils.
Robert and Fabian
couchsurfed at my apartment back in October. While they were visiting Philadelphia, I took them and a
third surfer from New Zealand to my friend’s 21st birthday
party. That evening was certainly
a precursor to the weekend I would experience here.
Robert, Fabian, Nils, and
I road the train to Mannheim. It
was about an hour ride, so we passed the time sipping beers. We met up with Christina and two of her
friends. Meat consumption number
four: pepperoni pizza. At Christina’s we had these adorable
little shots of schnapps, or something.
They were in colorful little bottles and were accompanied by a charming
routine. On the bottom of the
bottle was a number. Mine was
15. I tapped the bottle 15 times
on my leg, opened it, stuck the cap on my nose and proceeded to drink the shot
hands free, with the neck of the bottle in between my teeth. We all did it together. And well, if your bottle had the number 99… sucks to be you.
We headed out to a
club. After pressing through an
impressive crowd to the coat check, we made our way out to the dance
floor. I will again repeat my
sentiments regarding the Germans and their dancing. I love it. It
is so charmingly uncoordinated and awkward that I can’t help but smile and join
in. By the end of the night I was
drenched in beer, my own and others’.
A man named Franz was
trying to dance with Christina.
She looked at me in desperation, so I told Franz she would dance with
him when she finished her beer. I
proceeded to continuously refill her beer whenever it neared empty. Apparently, I also threatened his life
at some point, as he dragged Christina off to say goodnight.
When we left the club, we
went to a Döner Kebab Haus. I
really should consider revoking my title as a vegetarian. Everyone had spent the day insisting I
try a Kebab. I was expecting meat
on a skewer. However, what I got
was a pita stuffed with shredded beef, lettuce, a mystery sauce and other goodies. It was actually quite tasty but I did
not finish it, passing the second half to Fabian, who showed no resistance.
I finished off the
evening in a Turkish bar with Nils, as the others already headed back to
Christina’s to sleep. Drinking my
final beer of the evening, I was surround by celebration. It may have been a wedding, or a
birthday; I’m not quite sure.
Flower pedals coated the floor and crowds danced enthusiastically to
traditional Turkish music.
22 January 2011—Kaiserslautern
I cooked dinner for
Fabian, Robert, and Nils. Pasta
with a homemade vegetable sauce, nothing terribly special. However, I must say, it is always an
adventure cooking in someone else’s kitchen, and such a process makes me wish I
had packed my Shun Santoku
knife in my pack (does that make me a loser?). Instead, I found myself creatively and inefficiently slicing
vegetables with a two inch blade.
After dinner, Robert,
Nils, and I played a card game while introducing one another to strange YouTube
videos. So without further ado, I
present to you, Big Booty Bitches:
Fabian had arranged a big
night out with all of his friends.
There were 17 of us, and we started at the Hofbrauhaus below Fabian’s
apartment. I was swiftly bombarded
with a list of names and faces, most of which I do not remember now. After a few rounds at the Brauhaus, we
moved on to another bar, and later to a dance club.
This evening was the
first time I felt truly alone since the beginning of this trip. I’ve wandered cities by myself, gazed
out train windows into vast fields of unknown land, but never really felt
alone. While it is the tool of
communication, language can be an isolating thing. When one lacks the linguistic ability to communicate, you
lose your connection to humanity.
Isolated amongst a group of friends who speak, joke, and relate with one
another at ease, struggling to capture a word or a phrase recognizable phrase, I was essentially alone despite the crowd surrounding me. I began to question what I left behind,
and what it was I was seeking.
What I left was comfort, and what I was seeking was discomfort. So I was exactly where I wanted to be. But to see comfort, without feeling it,
can be a bit distressing, even when that is what was sought.
23 January 2011—Kaiserslautern
While Kaiserslautern may
be the place where I have learned the most German thus far, I can’t really say
it’s the most useful. Or maybe it
absolutely is the most useful.
Robert cooked me a lovely
dinner which was meat consumption number (what are we up to now?!) six. Don’t worry, I gave him permission to
cook something with meat beforehand, for the sake of experiencing
traditional German food.
24 January 2011—Kaiserslautern
I accompanied Robert and
Artur (another roommate) to their mathematics class at the University. The professor was French. German sounds pretty funny when spoken
with a French accent. I opted to
use the time to make progress in my Rosetta Stone program, which I have
neglected greatly. Surrounded by
Germans, I felt quite awkward as simple (often comical) German sentences popped
onto my screen with accompanying (often equally hilarious) photos.